𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐬

12/07/2025

With Tuko.co.ke – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 3 months in a row. 🎉

17/04/2025

With Tuko.co.ke – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

19/01/2025

A military officer was given a 3-days leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife. He arrived home and realised that his wife was in her monthly period!

He had to send an sos message to headquarters requesting for an extension of his leave days. He prepared his message in a usual military coded language.... He wrote;

~Soldier: Omega one,..this is omega twelve. Danger from the field. Red in front. Leave extension-requested. Do you read me . Red in front... Passage not clear,extend leave?

Headquarters replied:
This is omega one ,we read you loud and clear. The danger is minimal . Attack from the back and resume immediately. Leave extension denied ✋

10/01/2025

The richest man in China said: "If you put bananas and money in front of monkeys, the monkeys will choose the bananas because they don’t know that money can buy many bananas. In fact, if you offer WORK and BUSINESS to people, they will choose to WORK because most people don’t know that a BUSINESS can generate more MONEY than a salary. One of the reasons why the poor are poor is because they are not trained to recognize business opportunities. They spend a lot of time in school, and what they learn in school is to work for a salary instead of working for themselves. Profits are better than salaries because salaries can allow you to make a living, but profits can generate you a fortune."

24/12/2024

09/12/2023

For animal lovers, Africa offers unparalleled wildlife encounters. Embark on a thrilling safari adventure and witness the iconic "Big Five" – lions, elephants, rhinoceroses, leopards, and buffalos – as they roam freely in their natural habitat. 🦏🐆 Get ready to capture those heart-stopping moments that will forever be etched in your memory.

09/12/2023

But the beauty of Africa doesn't end with its landscapes and wildlife. The continent is a tapestry of vibrant cultures, traditions, and warm-hearted people. 🎨✨ Explore the historical wonders of Egypt, the rhythmic beats of West African music, the colorful Maasai communities of East Africa, or the intricate beadwork of the Zulu tribe. Every corner of Africa is infused with a rich tapestry of stories waiting to be discovered.

27/10/2023

I was told to keep quiet for 7minutes and collect 9million. At 6mins,57sec they asked "cash or transfer?"
I said transfer
😭😭😭

17/10/2023

Juba Mosquitoes though they're wise, I surprise them yesterday night, I open the door n let them go in and I sleep OUTSIDE 😂😂

08/09/2023

Dating a man without beards is Lesbianism 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
got it 😂😁😏

04/09/2023

Dear ladies, this issue of becoming more beautiful after break up must end!🙄🙄
On behalf of all men 🤤