01/01/2026
Time flies! Here comes my traditional, legally sound, cover-your-back new year greetings:
I Would Like to Wish You and Your Loved Ones a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year.
• Unlimited time offer
• Not void where prohibited
• No purchase necessary
• At participating “Facebook friends” locations only
• Freshest if read before 12 midnight January 7, 2026
• Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery if in Iran, Africa and Latin America, slightly longer for Sistan Balouchestan
• Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery
• Edited for those under the age of 18
• Acceptance of good wishes not mandatory, but if accepted, acceptors accept at their own risk.
• This is not an offer to sell good wishes
• An equal opportunity greeter
• Penalty for forwarding, posting or reposting without mentioning the author, Esfandiar Zand, Attorney at Law
• In Facebook your like is the sign of receipt
• Greetings is posted “as is"" without any warranties
• If any defects detected do not try to read them yourself, just take them to someone familiar with legal writing, i.e. my own office free of charge
• Smoking this greeting may be harmful to your health
• For external use only
• Avoid contact with skin
• Penalty for private use
• Reproduction strictly prohibited
• Safety goggles may be required during reading
• Not liable for damages from use or misuse
• Like before you dig
• Greetings ribbed for your pleasure possible penalties for early withdrawal
• Like without admitting guilt
• Greetings may contain mature or explicit material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
• If rash, irritation, redness or swelling develops discontinue reading and contact me immediately
• All good wishes and greetings subject to driving while NOT intoxicated
This communication is not confidential and it's not subject to attorney client privilege. If you have received this communication in error, do not destroy it. Spread it around immediately and do not notify the sender.
